Although it can be fun at times to beat up on the pathetic loser on the cinematic playground, dwelling on the negative is ultimately a waste of time - as well as a waste of perfectly good time that could be better spent on seeing good films, even great ones. So, in keeping to that mindset, I offer up no ridiculous rhetoric (which I am rather famous for by the way) and no blathering commentary (which I am also rather famous for). I simply put forth the Ten Worst Films of 2004. Nothing more. Nothing less. So Here goes...
But first (I told you I couldn't stop at just a list - I must blather just a bit), a few films, that I successfully avoided, that would have been probable "worst of the year" contenders: Fat Albert / Along Came Polly / Starsky & Hutch / Jersey Girl / Surving Christmas / Christmas with the Kranks / Chasing Liberty / 50 First Dates / Hildago / Ella Enchanted / The Princess Diaries 2 / Sleepover / Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen / A Cinderella Story / The Alamo / Walking Tall / The Notebook / Soul Plane / Raising Helen / My Baby's Daddy.
#10
She Hate Me
Directed by Spike Lee
#9
The Forgotten
Directed by Joseph Ruben
#8
The Stepford Wives
Directed by Frank Oz
#7
Zhou Yu's Train
Directed by Zhou Sun
#6
Oasis
Directed by Chang-dong Lee
#5
Tarnation
Directed by Jonathan Caouette
#4
What The Bleep Do We Know
Directed by William Arntz
#3
Garfield
Directed by Peter Hewitt
#2
Scooby-Doo: Monsters Unleashed
Directed by Raja Gosnell
#1
White Chicks
Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans